You have come found the secret lair of the ancient Review Ninja Clan. The elite clan of ninjas that scour the web searching for the best in movies, games and music while fending off the unworthy. Unlike most ninjas, we don’t spend our time fighting pirates, running on rooftops, or saving the world. Instead we play video games, watch movies, and listen to music! Many of you may be thinking that this is an unworthy task for a ninja but you are mistaken. Our clan has been defending humanity from sub-par games, movies, and music for generations. It is our goal to ensure that no one ever suffers the horrors of films such as Gigli, games like Superman 64, or music by artists like Tech-9 EVER AGAIN! So bookmark our page and check back often. We’ll do our best to keep you up to date with the latest and greatest in movies, games, and music.

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